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Wednesday, 22 November 2017

little red riding hood

Once upon a time, there was a little girl who lived in a village near the forest.  Whenever she went out, the little girl wore a red riding cloak, so everyone in the village called her Little Red Riding Hood.
One morning, Little Red Riding Hood asked her mother if she could go to visit her grandmother as it had been awhile since they'd seen each other.
"That's a good idea," her mother said.  So they packed a nice basket for Little Red Riding Hood to take to her grandmother.
When the basket was ready, the little girl put on her red cloak and kissed her mother goodbye.
"Remember, go straight to Grandma's house," her mother cautioned.  "Don't dawdle along the way and please don't talk to strangers!  The woods are dangerous."
"Don't worry, mommy," said Little Red Riding Hood, "I'll be careful."
But when Little Red Riding Hood noticed some lovely flowers in the woods, she forgot her promise to her mother.  She picked a few, watched the butterflies flit about for awhile, listened to the frogs croaking and then picked a few more. 
Little Red Riding Hood was enjoying the warm summer day so much, that she didn't notice a dark shadow approaching out of the forest behind her...
Suddenly, the wolf appeared beside her.
"What are you doing out here, little girl?" the wolf asked in a voice as friendly as he could muster.
"I'm on my way to see my Grandma who lives through the forest, near the brook,"  Little Red Riding Hood replied.
Then she realized how late she was and quickly excused herself, rushing down the path to her Grandma's house. 
The wolf, in the meantime, took a shortcut...
The wolf, a little out of breath from running, arrived at Grandma's and knocked lightly at the door.
"Oh thank goodness dear!  Come in, come in!  I was worried sick that something had happened to you in the forest," said Grandma thinking that the knock was her granddaughter.
The wolf let himself in.  Poor Granny did not have time to say another word, before the wolf gobbled her up!
The wolf let out a satisfied burp, and then poked through Granny's wardrobe to find a nightgown that he liked.  He added a frilly sleeping cap, and for good measure, dabbed some of Granny's perfume behind his pointy ears.
A few minutes later, Red Riding Hood knocked on the door.  The wolf jumped into bed and pulled the covers over his nose.  "Who is it?" he called in a cackly voice.
"It's me, Little Red Riding Hood."
"Oh how lovely!  Do come in, my dear," croaked the wolf.
When Little Red Riding Hood entered the little cottage, she could scarcely recognize her Grandmother.
"Grandmother!  Your voice sounds so odd.  Is something the matter?" she asked.
"Oh, I just have touch of a cold," squeaked the wolf adding a cough at the end to prove the point.
"But Grandmother!  What big ears you have," said Little Red Riding Hood as she edged closer to the bed.
"The better to hear you with, my dear," replied the wolf.
"But Grandmother!  What big eyes you have," said Little Red Riding Hood.
"The better to see you with, my dear," replied the wolf.
"But Grandmother!  What big teeth you have," said Little Red Riding Hood her voice quivering slightly.
"The better to eat you with, my dear," roared the wolf and he leapt out of the bed and began to chase the little girl.
Almost too late, Little Red Riding Hood realized that the person in the bed was not her Grandmother, but a hungry wolf.
She ran across the room and through the door, shouting, "Help!  Wolf!" as loudly as she could.
A woodsman who was chopping logs nearby heard her cry and ran towards the cottage as fast as he could.
He grabbed the wolf and made him spit out the poor Grandmother who was a bit frazzled by the whole experience, but still in one piece."Oh Grandma, I was so scared!"  sobbed Little Red Riding Hood, "I'll never speak to strangers or dawdle in the forest again."
"There, there, child.  You've learned an important lesson.  Thank goodness you shouted loud enough for this kind woodsman to hear you!"
The woodsman knocked out the wolf and carried him deep into the forest where he wouldn't bother people any longer.
Little Red Riding Hood and her Grandmother had a nice lunch and a long chat.


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Sunday, 19 November 2017

The three little donkeys

once upon a time lived three donkeys called bob Jeff and mike there were making three houses two donkeys were to lazy to build a strong house so there made a grass house and a paper house and the third donkey made a bunker built out of titanium. and then along came the big bad piggy first it pushed the grass house down and the paper house so the two little donkeys ran as fast as they could to the titanium bunker and the bad piggy push and push but he could not brake the bunker so he ran home to his mom and the donkeys live happy ever after. The end 

Monday, 13 November 2017

tewhare tapawha

a gossiping mathematician that sells star dust

welcome to bobs star dust store we sell all the best star dust. my name is bob i am a math mastication that sells star dust do you like my hair i just died it this morning to brown. would you like any star dust"yes please"how mush would you like "a pound please" that will be 10$ thank you. here you go ten dollars on the table. oh a other costumer. hello would you like any star dust " no thank you I,m looking for a guy called Jeff have you seen him"yes he works here I will get him right know for you. Jeff!! come here!! "what do you want  mum why are you here "to bring you home on a plane" how did you get here "on a plane" I,m all packed and ready to go to the air port. see you later bob. (bob) I will miss having you here Jeff        maori version 
uru mai ki te toa pakeha whetu whetu ka hokona atu e tatou nga puehu whetu pai katoa. Ko taku ingoa he bob he mastication math e hoko ana i te puehu whetu ka rite koe ki oku makawe kua mate ahau i tenei ata ki te parauri. e hiahia ana koe ki tetahi puehu whetu "ae pai" me pehea mush e hiahia ana koe "he pauna pai" he 10 $ to koe. kei konei koe e tekau nga moni i runga i te tepu. oh tetahi atu kaihoko. Ka pai koe ki tetahi puehu whetu "kaore koe e whakawhetai ki a au, ka rapu ahau mo tetahi tangata e karangatia nei ko Jeff, kua kite koe ia ia" ae, kei te mahi ia i konei ka mohio ahau ki a koe. Jeff !! haere mai ki konei !! "he aha koe e hiahia ana he aha koe i konei" ki te kawe ia koe ki te kainga i runga i te rererangi "he pehea i tae mai ai koe ki konei" i runga i te rererangi "I, kua raukaha au me te rite ki te haere ki te awa o te rangi. ) Ka ngaro au i konei ki a Jeff